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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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This American system of ours . . . call it Americanism, call it capitalism,...
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There are two sorts of curiosity — the momentary and the permanent. The momentary...
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There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we...
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He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
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History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they...