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Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #20515
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
Quote #14095
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Quote #12591
I have no doubt that faith is only pure when it does not negate...