Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #28377
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #4576
The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Quote #33891
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Quote #21933
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
Quote #22563
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #16039
A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he...