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Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
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I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it...
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Know the true value of time snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....