Quote #18196
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in...
Quote #204
But did thee feel the earth move?
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #479
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
Quote #12400
There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.