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The issues are the same. We wanted peace on earth, love, and understanding between...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death
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One is not idle because one is absorbed. There is both visible and invisible...
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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
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Canada: A few acres of snow.
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Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.