Quote #10542
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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There is only one real deprivation, I decided this morning, and that is not...
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If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the...
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #27015
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.
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Fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #14034
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.