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A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Gossip needs no carriage.
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Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
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Only those who attempt the absurd…will achieve the impossible. I think…I think it’s in...
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...