Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #31449
It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you...
Quote #31504
This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your...
Quote #10248
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #5259
I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #17714
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.