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The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #14913
We are shaped by each other. We adjust not to the reality of a...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #26420
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Quote #20450
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #33321
High thoughts must have high language.
Quote #5412
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.