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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28303

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Kurt Vonnegut, Interview, Mcsweeneys.net

Quote #10906

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Bruce Barton

Quote #15233

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made...
Author Unknown

Quote #15435

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Johnny Carson

Quote #26334

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #19818

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Alben W. Barkley, (vice president under Harry Truman)

Quote #8573

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Wilson Mizner

Quote #3950

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Dr. A. B. Meldrum

Quote #14828

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Bear in mind, if you are going to amount to anything, that your success...
Unknown

Quote #32506

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
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