Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #15233
Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made...
Quote #15435
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #19818
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #3950
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Quote #14828
Bear in mind, if you are going to amount to anything, that your success...
Quote #32506
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.