Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28303 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Kurt Vonnegut, Interview, Mcsweeneys.net Quote #10906 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Bruce Barton Quote #15233 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made...
Author Unknown Quote #15435 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Johnny Carson Quote #26334 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote #19818 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Alben W. Barkley, (vice president under Harry Truman) Quote #8573 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Wilson Mizner Quote #3950 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Dr. A. B. Meldrum Quote #14828 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Bear in mind, if you are going to amount to anything, that your success...
Unknown Quote #32506 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.