Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #20140
I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #27218
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
Quote #15809
The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #8631
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Quote #30286
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...