Quote #28301
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Quote #26688
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as...
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #3013
Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #31436
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #187
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
Quote #8579
Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men...