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The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...