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Never be entirely idle but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #33053
No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of...
Quote #16398
An idea is a feat of association.
Quote #4114
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...