Quote #2579
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
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I hate and I love. Perhaps you ask why I do so. I do...
Quote #11334
Bad is never good until worse happens.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #32977
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...
Quote #28570
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #30631
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #33333
Sometimes it’s hard to avoid the happiness of others.
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...