Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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The reason why we are disenchanted with ourselves is because we entertain in the...
Quote #4864
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #18112
Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of...
Quote #20218
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
Quote #28536
There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting...