Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #27767
Ideas control the world.
Quote #19556
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #449
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #5544
Cowardice asks the question – is it safe? Expediency asks the question – is...
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Quote #24266
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...