Quote #7415
All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #13453
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #13310
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #4952
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #10173
I have lost the half of myself ? a soul for which mine was...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #23906
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
Quote #33083
No two persons ever read the same book.