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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the...
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Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
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As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
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But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.
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Who is a wise man He who learns of all men.
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On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He...