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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is...
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The brain that bubbles with phrases has hard work to collect its thoughts.
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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
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The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
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Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
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Vote early and vote often.