Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28407 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin Quote #26428 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the end, everything is a gag.
Franklin P. Adams Quote #14545 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16915 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
Sir Thomas More Quote #18271 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying...
Aldous Huxley Quote #21371 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
William Shakespeare Quote #5928 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Jefferson Davis Quote #27008 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
Johann von Goethe Quote #17377 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891, preface Quote #15689 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...