Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #28292
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #32420
You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
Quote #34537
Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
Quote #25404
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #40
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Quote #14777
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most....
Quote #1646
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
Quote #32200
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #28992
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.