Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
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There is nothing like a coup de foudre and absorption in family responsibility for...
Quote #23425
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #8416
205. A greedy man will always find himself in the shackles of humility.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #14529
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #31270
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free...
Quote #33937
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.