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The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements,...
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
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Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to...
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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Her eyes are homes of silent prayers.
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I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...