Quote #6208
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2948
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...
Quote #24211
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #5962
Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself.
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #14242
The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
Quote #20255
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...