Quote #2270
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #6894
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Quote #18545
In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
Quote #6377
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes...
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #15961
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.