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Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have...
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Reputations are created every day and every minute.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
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We’re like the sea, people our waves Necessarily we are associated with everyone.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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In the long run, we are all dead.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...