Quote #33923
Love and desire are the spirit’s wings to great deeds.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31922
I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where...
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #20007
But all God’s angels come to us disguised…
Quote #24733
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
Quote #8973
To play it safe is not to play.
Quote #14854
Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have...
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.