Quote #14088
“Management” means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle,...
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In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #473
Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
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Those who have long enjoyed such privleges as we enjoy forget in time that...
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One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.