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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it...
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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a...
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The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but...
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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...