Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #23791
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Quote #12695
Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.
Quote #7710
Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man.
Quote #30906
He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Quote #27610
The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant,...
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #5933
No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.