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Because I’m technologically able to find a like-minded person on the other side of...
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Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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Riches cover a multitude of woes.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
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Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was...
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Everyone is responsible and no one is to blame.
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #4068
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that...