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I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was...
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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
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Strike the tent.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.