Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Quote #27230
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #28964
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #34600
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Quote #11658
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #23626
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #17521
There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
Quote #13125
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...