Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #11666
Humans live best when each has his place, when each knows where he belongs...
Quote #30549
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #1231
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #9574
?Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the...
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #18986
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...