Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #1493
the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #11295
And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made...
Quote #33931
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
Quote #10149
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed:...
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #33729
I never saw an ugly thing in my life for let the form of...
Quote #28877
It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality...