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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...
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The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
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A great flame follows a little spark.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
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Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.