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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory...
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You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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hy doesn’t the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired...
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I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...