Quote #14609
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
Quote #7843
Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #9215
Love is our response to our highest values. Love is self-enjoyment. The noblest love...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #15603
An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #7944
Where would this country be without this great land of ours?
Quote #25920
If a thing goes without saying — let it.