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Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence...
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses...
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Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence...
Quote #30046
Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
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The question our century puts before us is: is it possible to regain the...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...