Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #9152
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #18327
The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and...
Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Quote #18413
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
Quote #27341
I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is...
Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?