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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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I am not merry; but I do beguileThe thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
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You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
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Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
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Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells...
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...