Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through...
Quote #32639
It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #16662
I could have spoken from Rhode Island where I have been staying … But...
Quote #28231
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Quote #17746
What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended...
Quote #5214
I know no method to secure the repeal of bad, obnoxious, or unjust laws...
Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.