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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
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When armies are mobilized and issues are joined,The man who is sorry over the...
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When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
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Christ is the most perfect image of God, into which we are so renewed...
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....