Quote #26381
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Quote #19087
The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
Quote #1472
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #32748
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #18498
Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of...
Quote #25471
Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
Quote #29524
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...