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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my...
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I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing...
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Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the...
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How is the Empire?
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.