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No good deed goes unpunished.
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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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It isn’t the incompetent who destroy an organization It is those who have achieved...
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
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That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
Quote #23803
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.