Quote #9445
A hair divides what is false and true.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians’ is that while theirs is brutal,...
Quote #22398
Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
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Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...
Quote #21134
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face...
Quote #7391
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
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Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must...
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.