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We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
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Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and...
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Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will...
Quote #2234
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.
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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
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It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to...
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In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it...